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at bandcamp yesterday, a bird fell out of the sky onto a girl's head. everyone saw. she screamed, everyone around her jumped back and was looking. a guy walked by and picked it up. it was a rather large bird. everyone cheered. over a thousand people, who probably didn't even see it, cheered. he is a hero. the bird was probably diseased. the guy probably now has bird flu. the bird is probably dead. he is a hero. he took one for the team. or the bird got shock from seeing so many people and fainted in the sky. we almost had a video of it. it was shocking. i will remember for at least the next week

here is how it went...
*sees black thing falling*
friend :: A BIRD FELL!!
it falls on a girl's head and she is stunned then starts screaming.
bird falls onto ground and ends up in walkway.
she is freaking out and everyone around her is pointing at it and whispering
some guy runs over and picks up the bird in two hands and raises it above his head
mentally :: WOAH IS THAT A BIRD OR A CAT?!
crowd :: screams madly and cheers
guy :: goes to grass part and kind of drops bird
end scene
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~unjaundiced
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Current Residence: pseudo-paradise, hell
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:icontimephilosopher:
I CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR FACE!

(lolzy... I just thought I'd spam you here and let you know that I'd taken a look around)
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:iconunjaundiced:
NU YOU CAN'T! FACE IS SECRET! *hisses*

A secreeeet
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:icontimephilosopher:
Lolzy! That's how I feel about the internet usually.
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:iconunjaundiced:
In this day and age (somebody sounds like an old fogey!) I'm especially paranoid about facial reconition, lol. However shall I become an undercover agent if my face is made publi-...

I never said anything about undercover agents.
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:iconshadowelf192:
i love your storys on fanfiction

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Let's do Haku's evil plan!"
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:iconunjaundiced:
Well, thank you! :D
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:iconunjaundiced:
o.O Oh no! *runs away to another rock*
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:iconhakusagi:
*Hakusagi Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
-Claims the rock that has been left in the name of ramen-

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:groups: #ABrokenWinterFanClub #Haku-HQ #SailorSenshi-Unite #HatakeSakumoII-FC
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:iconunjaundiced:
*gasps* MY ROCK!

*does a flying tackle*
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